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[01 Apr 2009|01:36pm] |
courtesy of a radio show from last night:
1:19 onwards is probably the best dance routine i have ever seen
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[11 Jul 2008|11:47pm] |
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there's this unbelievably annoying bird that lives in a tree right next to my window that starts its stupid fucking song at 2 lasting to 5am every single morning. i have a ridiculously weak bladder meaning that i usually wake up at some point during this period & so find myself having to get back to sleep with your radio 4 listener's/45-year-old-glastonbury-going-ex-hippy's favourite back-drop going on at full blast. which isn't good.
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[06 Jul 2008|12:17pm] |
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so yesterday after watching 'classic albums' i thought that i might as well download 'reasonable doubt' after having never really rated jay-z but it was a good documentary and he seemed like a fairly likeable individual. anyway just after downloading it and trying to open it my computer goes insane and now wont open anything i.e firefox, winamp, live messenger, etc. THUS JAY-Z, YOU OWE ME 850 BIG ONES.
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[20 Jun 2008|12:02am] |
rival schools. chhyeah. they arsed about with new songs but still. they're top 5. if i had to do a man then it would be casablancas no doubt but walter schreifels would be a strong contender in the best of the rest category. i have a feeling though that he'd want to swap life stories, drink red wine and listen to free-jazz after the event. you never want that, really.
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[15 Dec 2007|04:11pm] |
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if i have one gripe with life it's that the things that should be happening to other people happen to me. like bank fraud. who the fuck else gets their details took, bank account savaged and having to rely on parental handouts despite being 23 and in full-time employment. it's all been going off recently really. the other week some cuntish doorman told my old man that he thought i was "easily 15" when ID-ing me, on the train the inspector tried to get me chucked off, when walking home from work the other day these scallies kicked off because i wouldn't give them TWO fags, i saw another man taking a shit in public whilst walking the dog which he apologised about saying "sorry love" meaning that to your everday man in the street who takes a dump on a public path thinks i look like a woman. at least i wont have to buy anyone a christmas present this year so small mercies and all of that
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[22 Jul 2007|03:03pm] |
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i have noticed recently that women of a certain age (middle to really old) have started looking on me with suspicion and even fear. like when i walk my dog i have noticed that if i am behind some woman and her dog that she will make a sudden detour down a path that i know leads to the arse end of nowhere & then earlier i was walking down the street behind this woman who kept looking over her shoulder and then eventually stopped and waited for me to walk past. there was this other time that i was walking down a road and some woman was unloading her shopping from her car & then on viewing me she stopped (there was still loads left to be got), slammed the boot and hurried into her house. and then the other week some girl told me that i have "shifty eyes". these are just a few examples too. where has all this come from??? since when did i attain the air of a sex pest? a drastic image change may be in order.
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[07 Jul 2007|10:58am] |
wu-tang live! 5 of them were there too & there was an absence of dicking about (apart from the last 20 minutes but what can you do).
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[11 Dec 2006|01:07am] |
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i go through periods of having really vivid and life-like dreams. there's the typical randomness to most of them but what i find worse is when they're really trivial and pointless. it's ok when it's been a phonecall as you can check your phone but i've been waiting on a letter for a couple of weeks and am stuck thinking whether i did receive it or if i read it when in the land of nod. as i do have a really strong memory of opening up this letter but there's no evidence of it down stairs and my mum hasn't seen it (and she would know given the occassions that she's 'accidently' opened a bank statement that she thought was addressed to her). when i was 9 or something i swore that my mum once told me (whilst we were on a boat to ireland which had happened within the 24 hours of gaining that memory) that the father of the kid that used to live across the road once put some guy in a cage and repeatedly rammed a car into it. that weirded me out for years since the memory was so clear and so random (for a 9 year old) that it couldn't not be true. i've still never got round to asking my mum about that one actually. the old conundrum of when you're awake and when you're asleep, it never goes away.
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[06 Dec 2006|12:27am] |
the people that write my law textbooks are truly great comic minds. so far this year we've had problem questions regarding 'richard branston', 'simon coward', 'louis welsh' and 'gonzo' (??). for this weeks crime chapter on 'intoxication, consent, self defence and mistake' there was this extract:
" g) The accidental infiliction of harm
R v Boyea [1992} Crim LR 574 (CA)
R v Slingsby [1995] Crim LR 570
In both these cases the defendant inserted his fist into the victim during heterosexual lovemaking, and in both cases the victim suffered injury. However, in Boyea, the injury was caused by the fist. In Slingsby it was caused by a ring on the finger of the defendant, which the defendant had forgotten about. In Boyea, the defendant was held guilty, but in Slingsby the defendant was acquitted. "
keep in mind that all this will have to be discussed tomorrow in class. sure to be up there with the hypothetical example of the man who imported dolls from amsterdam that we had yesterday in eu. or the case of the homosexuals that nailed each others' foreskins together the other week . or so on and so forth. tremendous stuff.
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[19 Nov 2006|02:12pm] |
the spektrum gig last night was easily the best thing i've been to in three years and is probably up there with at the drive-in, rocket from the crypt, lcd soundsystem and the strokes in my top 5 of all time.
manchester might be finally pulling its weight.
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